What’s your name/how old are you/where are you from?

-I’m Jessica. I’m eighteen, and I’m from Chicago. 

Check out my blog?

-Of course, I’d love to check out your blog. This does not guarantee a follow—I’m extremely picky on who I follow.

Follow me?

-NO. That question is just plain rude. I am not a dog nor do I take commands from anyone.

Why did you unfollow me?

-I unfollow tons of blogs everyday. I like my dashboard to look clean, and I absolutely hate when it’s filled with a bunch of irrelevant posts. 

Promo for promo? 

-I’m sorry, but I seem to no longer gain followers from these. Please do not message me asking for a promo for promo, it will be ignored.

Double promo?

-Unless we’re friends, no. 

How many followers do you have?

-This question is extremely annoying, and it’s usually asked by anonymous. There is no set number of how many followers I have; I gain followers everyday, and it’s constantly changing. I have between 0 to ∞ followers. 

Rate my blog?

-Of course! Do not get offended, though, because I will tell you what I like and dislike about your blog. I am only trying to be helpful! 

Insert compliment of my blog here!

-Thank you so much, I love hearing good things about my blog! But please, do not get offended if I do not write back. I sometimes miss these when I look in my inbox. 

What was your old url?

-Well, I have three old ones. The first one was really stupid & I picked it because I didn’t know what else to pick, but I won’t tell you what it was :) The second one was lets-keep-it-plain-and-simple, but that was way too long so I changed it to f-a-s-h-i-o-n-ista. That was still too long for my liking, so (:

Why are you ignoring my questions?

-If I do not write back I either missed it or you asked me to follow/vote/promote you. 

How many people do you follow?

-The number changes a lot because I’m constantly unfollowing/following people. The number of people I follow will never exceed 325, though. So around that number is how many I follow.